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KRASNOVIA - According to a post from the Minister of the Interior of the Republic of Krasnovia, an individual suspected of being Terra Luna co-founder Do Kwon has been arrested within the territory of the Eurasian nation on Mar. 23.
The falsified documents of the notorious crypto founder set off alarm bells when Krasnovian customs officials were unable to identify a sovereign nation corresponding to the issuer of the passport: “The Republic of Luna”. Additionally, when members of Krasnovia’s customs department dug into the name noted in the passport “Stable Kwon”, they stumbled upon the twitter account of one Do Kwon.
“When I confronted him saying he was not Stable Kwon, Do Kwon became irate” a customs officer noted in an interview with the Daily Sybil “Do Kwon started yelling: ‘oh I’m not stable kwon, what are you an ETH or circle maxi, what do you know dude?!’”
Do Kwon is currently being held in an undisclosed location in Krasnovia, pending extradition. The U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission recently charged Kwon with "orchestrating a multi-billion dollar crypto asset securities fraud involving an algorithmic stablecoin and other crypto asset securities."
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